Waiting At the Airport
While waiting for our flight to Atlanta, I saw this "man" wearing this get up. ---------------------------------------------------->>>>
SIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
When I saw him, I had to do a double take. Is this man walking around butt ass naked? Turned out he had pants on. But seriously, how could they let this guy ---------------------------------->>> get past security. But I guess he didn't pose a threat because he literally had nothing on him. He needed to be arrested by the NYPD, TSA, Customs, the fashion police, or somebody. There is absolutely NO REASON for this man right ova chere to be wearing those PUM PUM SHORTS. UNACCEPTABLE!!! I don't know what upsets me more, the fact that he is wearing those pum pum shorts or the fact that his old lady allowed his little pot belly self slip into those joints and actually LEAVE the house. SMH Only in America ya'll.
ATLANTA
Even though my time in ATL was short lived, I was fascinated by it. I am definetely going to have to make plans for a trip there and all the sweet southerness they have to offer. Their airport is HUGE and they have the most AWESOME form of getting around the airport called the plane train. (Earth to Laguardia and JFK airports!!!!) We stayed at the Renaissance Hotel, which is part of the Marriot. And it was realllllly nice. This is the view from inside the elevator.
We passed a waffle house but, we could eat there, since we didn't have much time, but I was fienin for some Chicken and Waffles (yea those southern mannerism get into your blood stream quick lol). And the concept of Southern hospitality is severely understated. Those were some of the most laid back, nicest, happiest people I've seen in a verrrryyyyy long time. They make us New Yorkers seem like savages. Between the people in ATL and Mexico, I really learned that taking it easy is important in life. It makes for a happier me. And a happy me, is a happy everybody.
COBA
If you want to go to Mexcio to do more than party but actually have a cultural experience, visiting an ancient Mayan civilization is a unique experience. We had the choice between Coba and the more popular Chichen Itza. Even though I REALLLLYYYY wanted to do Chichen Itza, Coba offered more of a variety of excursions for free. Once I heard free, I mean how could I turn it down? So we went kayaking , which I SUCK at. You just don't ask a directionally challenged person to steer any kind of boat, no matter what size it is. We constantly found ourselves going around into circles and backing into bushes and shit. No grassy ass.
But the two most interesting this we did was go repelling into a deep cave. (Sidenote: our tour guide, Gabe, was awesome and supperrr cute, he helped reassure me a few times that I wasn't gonna die). This is me repelling into the sinkhole. This was scary and exciting as hell. The cave was full of bats and was a few hundred feet deep. In this picture, I was just about at the top, about to lower myself. I mask my fear well pretty well don't you think?
The other intersting thing is the temple in Coba. It is the only ancient building that people are still allowed to climb, in which you can't do in Chichen Itza. But did I climb it all the way to the top? HELL NAHHH!!! The structure was a little too unstable for me. You dead ass had to get down the stairs either using a rope or sitting on one stair and then sitting on the next one and so on and so on. No thank you. Didn't want to die on my flight to ATL and I didn't want to die then. This is me on the temple steps. I'm the black figure sitting, clinging to the stairs for dear life.
It doesn't look that hight in this picture but trust me, this joint was HIGH. We also experienced a traditional Mayan ritual ceremony and we ate traditional Mayan food prepared by the women of the villiage. It was quite an experience, that I think everyone should experience at least once in their lives.
5th (5ta) Avenue/ Senor Frogs.
This is a long shopping district in Playa de Carmen, where you can get your souvenirs, you can go to the beautiful Playa de Carmen, which is the gorgeous beach and you can also go to Senor Frog's. If you have to choose only one thing to do, GO TO SENOR FROG'S. They are SOOOO much fun. You never need to go anywhere else to party. I wish my job was a quarter as much fun as them. If an employee or customer breaks something, it doesn't get taken from the paycheck,. They just have to run into the ocean, clothing and all. They have some hilarious signs that the put pointing to people and their drinks are awesome and STRONG. We salsa danced and the crew was just FUN. You can have the most borning trip ever, but if you come here, you are guarenteed fun. This is me and Mr Frog's getting to know one another better.
And this is Mexican Michael Jackson lol.
Random pic.
There are more pics on my FB page and more to come.
Adios Contaminos
- S
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